Sunday, April 27, 2008

Making room in the jail


I personally do not believe the jail is large enough to handle it's upcoming influx. In fact new facilities may have to be built to accomodate all who are eligible.

Of course I don't think this is ever going to be the case. One fish will be sacrificed for all the rest. He won't be the biggest, but he will certainly be big enough to keep everyone talking for months.

The one who's in the jail doing the talking is not the one you think. A couple of freaking blithering idiot investigators have already had a go at him. He loves the attention.

You see, even though the charges are minor, he is truly afraid of what's looming ahead. He's got all that stuff in his files and then there is his imagination ...

Now of course if he and the other occupant get together, it's amazing what two fertile imaginations can concoct...

UPDATE: It happened quickly, the last guy I mentioned has been released. This boy truly knows something...

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